MARION JONES GETS OUT OF THE POKEY

Earlier today, former Olympian sprinter Marion Jones was released from prison in Fort Worth, Texas after pretty much serving the entire six month sentence she was dealt after it was discovered that she lied about being on the juice (steroids). Now she is faced with completing 800 hours of community service and two years' probation.

I'm just trying to understand how what she did is worse than the ongoing crimes the young Hollywood starlets continue to get off easy for. I mean lying about using steroids doesn't hardly equal driving on the 101 in the wrong direction while under the influence - Nicole Richie!

Is it me or is it a conspiracy?