Tuesday, February 24, 2009

CHARLES BARKLEY IS GOING TO THE BING


According to Scottsdale court records, former NBA star Charles Barkley pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor charges related to the same drunken driving arrest.

As a result, Barkley will have to serve five days in jail starting March 21. He also must pay more than $2,000 in fines and attend an alcohol treatment program. Under Arizona law, he'll also be forced to install an ignition interlock device on his vehicles.

For those of you who don't remember, Barkley was stopped by police Dec. 31 shortly after leaving a Scottsdale nightclub. He was arrested after failing a field sobriety test and had a blood-alcohol level of .149 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of .08 percent in Arizona when he was pulled over.


What did sir Charles say to the kind policeman who pulled him over you ask...


"I was gonna drive around the corner and get (oral sex)," Barkley told a police officer, according to the official police report. He explained that the girl had performed oral sex on him a week earlier, and it was the best such experience of his life.

Later, Barkley told a civilian Gilbert Police Department employee that he would "tattoo my name on your (butt)" if the employee would get him out of the DUI, according to the police report. Barkley then laughed and corrected himself, saying, "I'll tattoo your name on my (butt)," before laughing again, according to the report.

After spending six weeks off the air at his job as a sports analyst at TNT, Barkley returned to the air last week and had the following to say...

"This is just my bad, no excuses," Barkley said in an interview with TNT colleague Ernie Johnson posted on NBA.com before he returned to work.

"I think that a DUI is unacceptable," he added. "That can't happen and I've got to challenge other people, not just celebrities or jocks. You have to really think before getting behind the wheel after you've been drinking."

Oh Sir Charles...when will you learn??